WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MILK?

Secret Identity: UNKNOWN

Height: Somewhere around 6'8"

Weight: Somewhere around 200

Super Powers: Control over all things Dairy

Special Weapons: Giant Mixer of Death, various other cow themed weapons

Likes: Dairy products, cows

Dislikes: Captain Baffo, justice

Gang Affiliation: Leader of the Milk Men

Origin: Very little is known about the menace known only by the moniker Lactose Man.
Many have speculated his disdain for the world may have begun in the aftermath of a dairy plant accident over 20 years ago. In that accident, 30 milk men were killed and 2 were never found after faulty tanks of milk burst. A full investigation later revealed that in an effort to save money, plant owners had knowingly installed faulty tanks. The owners died a year later under suspicious circumstances. Each had been drown in half and half.
Lactose man only came onto the scene five years ago, but his career as a criminal and evil genius is astounding. Second only to that of the nefarious Mr. Pickles and The Galacticnorcinerator. Attempting to pull off some of the most daring and elaborate capers Not Chicago has ever seen, Lactose Man has been repeatedly thwarted by Captain Baffo. With the help of his gruesome gang of Milk Men, Lactose Man has acquired a vast fortune through the fine act of thievery and a legitimate business in Lactose Dairy.


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